When the beat of a song is good, but the lyrics are trash:
i wanna hav s*x
sax? ha ha right on
hit it bill
I did not have saxual relations with that woman
MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY
please watch this cinematic masterpiece
i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time
Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie
I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS
an average day on the /SFM subreddit
I got high last night, and woke with this on my table
This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.
nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries
Well, its GETTING HIGH AS FUCK
70 years of being depressed
A lifetime of dying inside.
Well fuck you too life.
I also have a lifetime of dying inside.
Guess what life??? I’m gonna DIE OUTSIDE just to spite you!
MAINLY DOIN WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT PREACH IT
Fucking dying inside.
One thing. Pussy,Money,Weed…….. Thats sooo inacurate its funny
David Tennant Causes A Photo Frenzy On Chessington Visit
The idea of a school trip to Chessington World of Adventure for pupils of a number of schools one day last year may have already been an exciting enough prospect - but children were thrilled upon arrival to discover that one of their fellow visitors was none other than the Tenth Doctor himself, David Tennant.
Hes got that face that says. Dont do that.. please dont do that.
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.