The Wild Shad

skellyscoo:

When the beat of a song is good, but the lyrics are trash:

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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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I did not have saxual relations with that woman

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

toewscrosby:

please watch this cinematic masterpiece

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

2-ee:

an average day on the /SFM subreddit

wordcubed:

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.

wordcubed:

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.

nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

micthemicrophone:

dbpony:

tommyoliverblogs:

cyrilthewolf:

sparkymidnight:

shybeatsart:

dirk-prince-of-heart:

Well, its GETTING HIGH AS FUCK

70 years of being depressed

A lifetime of dying inside.Well fuck you too life.

I also have a lifetime of dying inside. Guess what life??? I’m gonna DIE OUTSIDE just to spite you!

MAINLY DOIN WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT PREACH IT

Fucking dying inside. 

BECOMING NUMB
TO GRINDIN’
AND SHININ’

One thing. Pussy,Money,Weed…….. Thats sooo inacurate its funny

micthemicrophone:

dbpony:

tommyoliverblogs:

cyrilthewolf:

sparkymidnight:

shybeatsart:

dirk-prince-of-heart:

Well, its GETTING HIGH AS FUCK

70 years of being depressed

A lifetime of dying inside.
Well fuck you too life.

I also have a lifetime of dying inside.

Guess what life??? I’m gonna DIE OUTSIDE just to spite you!

MAINLY DOIN WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT PREACH IT

Fucking dying inside. 

BECOMING NUMB

TO GRINDIN’

AND SHININ’

One thing. Pussy,Money,Weed…….. Thats sooo inacurate its funny

misterwalrus:

apriki:

moses u little shit

I AM THE 11TH PLAGUE

davidtennantcom:

David Tennant Causes A Photo Frenzy On Chessington Visit 
The idea of a school trip to Chessington World of Adventure for pupils of a number of schools one day last year may have already been an exciting enough prospect - but children were thrilled upon arrival to discover that one of their fellow visitors was none other than the Tenth Doctor himself, David Tennant. 
Find out more about behind-the-scenes on What We Did On Our Holiday here

Hes got that face that says. Dont do that.. please dont do that.

davidtennantcom:

David Tennant Causes A Photo Frenzy On Chessington Visit

The idea of a school trip to Chessington World of Adventure for pupils of a number of schools one day last year may have already been an exciting enough prospect - but children were thrilled upon arrival to discover that one of their fellow visitors was none other than the Tenth Doctor himself, David Tennant. 

Find out more about behind-the-scenes on What We Did On Our Holiday here

Hes got that face that says. Dont do that.. please dont do that.

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.